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2007-06-07 [risky]: damnit whyd you tell me... now i have to buy you a present. wat do u want? r u havin a party?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: I don't know yet if Im doing anything. I may just go out and patry with trillium and bear...idk.
2007-06-07 [Master Of Duct Tape]: I hate you, you lucky mother fucker. (which is exactly what I told pete about his birthday too.)
2007-06-07 [risky]: awww...
2007-06-07 [risky]: im boreeeeeeeeeee
2007-06-07 [Rowan]: me toooooooooooo
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: mk then.
2007-06-07 [Rowan]: hiya!
2007-06-07 [risky]: "shannyn m. is now in a relationship with avivah thomas =)" hmmm... weird... people shall ask questions...
2007-06-07 [risky]: oh my god dont stop talkiiiiiiiiii
2007-06-07 [Rowan]: prolly not.
2007-06-07 [Rowan]: wtf?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Wait, what? We are?
2007-06-07 [risky]: i put that on facebook to fuck with the negroes who i leaked my sexuality to at the all night party... which was only one but he has a BIG ass mouth...
2007-06-07 [risky]: and kris drools over it lol
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Wow.....and what'd they have to say?
2007-06-07 [risky]: they want to hook me up with melody
2007-06-07 [risky]: noooo... u have to make a facebook for me to do it... awww phoey =(
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: You should.
2007-06-07 [risky]: ok =) u gotta approve it tho in ur email
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: which one?
2007-06-07 [risky]: idk which one u wanna use?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: trillium wolf
2007-06-07 [risky]: whats the whole thing?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Trillium_Wolf@
2007-06-07 [risky]: ok check it
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: now?
2007-06-07 [risky]: duh
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: ok....
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: Hey guys...
2007-06-07 [risky]: HIIIIIIIIIIIII
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: yo.
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: what's up?
2007-06-07 [risky]: did u dooooooo it?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Not yet....i'm busy.
2007-06-07 [risky]: [Cheese]awwwwwwwwwwwww
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Wha?
2007-06-07 [risky]: lol i.e. me saying awww in cheese voice... geesh
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: ?
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Oh...ok....
2007-06-07 [risky]: there just so happens to be a member named cheese...
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: Yeah...
2007-06-07 [withWater]: lol. dude dude dude. rawr. i was gonna say something then i fergot it.
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-07 [risky]: wooooooooooooo
2007-06-07 [Warheart]: you win teh prize.
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: wow...nice.
2007-06-07 [withWater]: y3s. 1 0\/\/n 411 0f j0.
2007-06-07 [Syn's Desire]: wait, what?
2007-06-07 [Master Of Duct Tape]: oookay
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: oooooo
2007-06-07 [Rowan]: 51lly 133t p3r50n
2007-06-07 [Fear of the Soul]: *confused*
2007-06-08 [risky]: IM ALREADY OWNED!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-08 [withWater]: lol i though every one in the BT could read 1337 i guess i was wrong
2007-06-08 [Master Of Duct Tape]: I can. =]
2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: I can't.... *hangs head*
2007-06-08 [Just A Lost Pixie]: I can....
2007-06-08 [risky]:
all the woulda-coulda-
thinkin bout what they woulda-coulda-
then they all ran away and hid...
all because of one little did...
i think...
2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: ??????????????
2007-06-08 [risky]: ??????????????
2007-06-08 [Master Of Duct Tape]: ....?
2007-06-08 [risky]: ...
2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: okay then..
2007-06-08 [risky]: yep...
2007-06-08 [risky]: Santa Is Not Real: Scientific Proof
Current mood: cold
Sorry to say, but here's why. You must be over 12 to read this
1) No known species of reindeer can fly, but there are 300,000 species of organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (defined as persons under 18) in the world; However, since Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children, that reduces the workload down to 15% of the original total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's only 91.8 million homes. One presumes that there is at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 822.6 visits per second. That is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chiminey, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chiminey, get back into the sleigh, and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which we know to be false but will accept for the purpose of these calculations), we are talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus eating, etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can run 15 miles per hour at the most.
4) The payload on the sleigh add another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-size set of Lego building blocks (about two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer exist (see point 1), can fly very quickly (see point 2), and can pull ten times the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine, reindeer. We would need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparision, this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth 2.
5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This would heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they would burst into flame almost instantaneousl
He's dead now.
Merry Christmas.
2007-06-08 [Afroman - let the rain wash over me]: i love that im sending it ...
2007-06-08 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: thats just peachy fuckin keen, huh? HO HO HO, SPLAT!!!
2007-06-08 [withWater]: whhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-06-08 [Rowan]: that totally made me think of captain planet.
*FIRE*
MUAH HAHAHAHA
2007-06-08 [Fear of the Soul]: HEART!
2007-06-08 [withWater]: wow i was high when i wrote that. i didn't even remember doing it till now...
2007-06-08 [Syn's Desire]: I like it.
2007-06-08 [risky]: CHEEEEEEEEESEB
2007-06-08 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: ...ok....
2007-06-08 [Syn's Desire]: I like cheeseburgers!
2007-06-08 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: i prefer steak thank you
2007-06-08 [Just A Lost Pixie]: I agree with Lyon
2007-06-08 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *does happy dance*
2007-06-08 [Syn's Desire]: Well Same here, I like Steak better, but I like Cheesburgers too!
2007-06-08 [Master Of Duct Tape]: 
wow...
that's a bit messed up.
2007-06-08 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *laughs* it works
2007-06-09 [Fear of the Soul]: wow.... ummm.... *walks away*
2007-06-09 [Rowan]: well, thats an interesting way to exercise. and get around. hahaha
2007-06-09 [risky]: that looks painful... but anywho... I FUCKING HATE THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF PIRATES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!AGAIN!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHH.
2007-06-09 [Rowan]: haha. oh it was funny. i was riding my bike and i saw stetson in his car and was like, "i need a car." actually, it was kinda lame. but thats what makes it funny i guess.
2007-06-09 [risky]: wow...
2007-06-09 [Syn's Desire]: um?
2007-06-09 [risky]: wat?
2007-06-09 [Master Of Duct Tape]: HAPPY BIRTHADY V!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-10 [risky]: 
This is me... saying
2007-06-10 [risky]: ok... I'm done now...
2007-06-10 [risky]:
2007-06-10 [Rowan]: no one will get it unless they've watched the video.
2007-06-10 [Fear of the Soul]: ummmmm.....
do ya like waffles?
ya we like waffles!
do ya like pancakes?
ya we like pancakes!
do ya like french toast?
ya we like french toast!
do dodo do can't wait to get a mouthful!!!!
WAFFLES!!!!!!!
2007-06-10 [risky]: and clearly you dont get it, kill yourself, you sound stupid. but anywho... OBVIOUSLY i do because every negro has watched that and we stand on corners in birmingham talkin to middle school girls sayin "come here... you CUNT!" lmao but yea pete you def ruined it... now we have to find a new thing...
2007-06-10 [Sweet Surrender]: i guess somethings never change...
2007-06-10 [risky]: sure dont...
2007-06-10 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: happy birthday V
2007-06-10 [Syn's Desire]: Thanks.
2007-06-10 [risky]: booo...
2007-06-11 [Just A Lost Pixie]: 
I love roasted Marchmallows!!
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: bah...roasted mushrooms are better for you!
2007-06-11 [Just A Lost Pixie]: Ewwwwww! I do not eat fungus!
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: ...BUT THE FUNGUS IS AMONG US!!!!
2007-06-11 [Just A Lost Pixie]: i actually had more fun playing with the fire than actually eating the marshmallows
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: lol
2007-06-11 [Just A Lost Pixie]: that particular marshmallow *points to picture above* was more burnt than the rest. lol
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: toasty...
2007-06-11 [Fear of the Soul]: mmmmm.... lovin' it
2007-06-11 [risky]: pshhh... mushrooms rock
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: so ha! i win!!!
2007-06-11 [risky]: woo! *high five*
2007-06-11 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-11 [Rowan]: holy crap. i just realized laura stopped by. HIIIII!!!! *waves frantically*
2007-06-11 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *high fives jem* you all know the burning mushroom was sweet!!!
2007-06-11 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-11 [withWater]: when was teh picture from?
2007-06-12 [Fear of the Soul]: bt frolic
2007-06-12 [risky]: woo!
2007-06-12 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: fun times!
2007-06-12 [risky]: somebody told me i was a bitch today... me n my friend started cracking up and they walked away cause they thought we were crazy lol. i wonder what made her think that tho...
2007-06-12 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: ummmm......i dunno....
2007-06-12 [risky]: haha i kno right? people are weird mayne... *shakes head and walks away*
2007-06-12 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *whistles and walks away*
2007-06-12 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-12 [Master Of Duct Tape]: .........
2007-06-12 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: what?
2007-06-12 [risky]: got somethin to say samantha?
2007-06-12 [Syn's Desire]: You are a bitch Jem, thought we love oyou anyways.
2007-06-13 [risky]: well i hate you =)
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *pokes jem* she has a point
2007-06-13 [Master Of Duct Tape]: I don't know whether or not you are saying that sarcastically or becuase you're trying to piss me off, but either way, I couldn't care less. You and I both know you annoy me.
2007-06-13 [risky]: ummm....? ok lol i hope you know im not ment to be taken seriously when im like this. whatev ur issue shoulda told me u didnt like me earlier i woulda had fun actually being a bitch to you. but i prob wouldnt have done that anyway cause i have no prob with you
2007-06-13 [risky]: and avivahs the one with the point? if so thats true cause she loves me :) and i could never really hate her cause shes too sexy... well for anything really she should just be perma-naked ^_^
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: wow....*walks away from that one*
2007-06-13 [risky]: punk
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *looks back* bitch
2007-06-13 [risky]: 
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: *messes up your hair and runs*
2007-06-13 [Fear of the Soul]: wow.... what's your views on me?
2007-06-13 [risky]: hunh?
2007-06-13 [Master Of Duct Tape]: i don't know shannyn, you sure as hell have acted like you had a problem with me for the last 5 years.
2007-06-13 [risky]: uh... no? the only time i ever had a prob wit you was the bt newspaper fiasco of 2002 lmao
2007-06-13 [Master Of Duct Tape]: whatever. I'm not in the mood to argue right now, I'm tired. I'm not backing down or taking back what I've said, but this is not the time nor place for this and I shouldn't have started it on here.
2007-06-13 [risky]: whats there for you to back down from or take back? u hate me. thats your problem i dont really care. Im a bitch to everyone. you just have to know when to tell me to chill out, when im kidding, or when to stab me in the thigh with a knife. (thats how avivah handles me lol) but ur not really around me enough to catch me when im being my funny/ nice normal self but its not like ur really a friend so its not that big of a loss
anywho....
2007-06-13 [Fear of the Soul]: wow... my eyes..... in pain....
2007-06-13 [Rowan]: someone else plagued me with that before. i killed them.
2007-06-13 [risky]: AAAAAAAAAAAAHA
2007-06-13 [erinnn OMG]: o my god. please kill me or give me back those 10 seconds when i was looking at that.
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: haha...you lose
2007-06-13 [risky]: HA!
2007-06-13 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: FEAR DA BAWLZ!!!!
2007-06-13 [risky]: lol at boo to da YA! haha
2007-06-13 [withWater]: haha I LOVE DRAG QUEENS!
though i deffinatly think that thats photoshoped
2007-06-13 [risky]: psh thats hot i dont know what these losers are whining about
2007-06-14 [withWater]: tottaly.
2007-06-14 [Rowan]: nuts on a "chick." not so hot. but uh...whatever you like...
2007-06-14 [withWater]: drag queen. not chick- dude.
2007-06-14 [Rowan]: better? its in quotes. lol.
2007-06-14 [withWater]: no
2007-06-14 [Fear of the Soul]: lol
2007-06-14 [Syn's Desire]: ...
2007-06-15 [risky]: whatever at least me n marta agree lol
2007-06-15 [Master Of Duct Tape]: 
BIRDIES!!!
2007-06-15 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: THE EVIL MONKEY HAS INFECTED THE BT!!!
2007-06-15 [risky]: lol i told you it would
2007-06-15 [withWater]: HAHAHA. oh dear.
2007-06-15 [erinnn OMG]: wow...
2007-06-15 [Rowan]: HOLY SHIT. as fucking freaky as that is, its also fucking amazing.
2007-06-15 [risky]: u gotta go look at bedtime stories to get the whole story but yea its still funny
2007-06-15 [Fear of the Soul]: wow.... *high fives jem* kick ass
2007-06-15 [Rowan]: dude, i stopped trying to keep up with that SOOO long ago.
2007-06-15 [risky]: oh my god i just had the best convo ever lol who wants to hear it? (it involves pornos... and clarifies a little bit why guys like hanging out with me more than girls lol)
2007-06-15 [Fear of the Soul]: lol dude.... duuuuuuuuuuuuu
2007-06-15 [Rowan]: uh...put it on the quotes page. we need some shit there. isnt it like at 13 now?
2007-06-15 [risky]: (me in response to girls on tv arguing with their husbands over porn)
Jem: thats dumb. cause the girls r always like "i feel like im not good enough for him" or "its like hes cheating on me" i would be like wtf mayne chill out its just a video if your not gonna let me tie you up and slap your ass and tell you how much of a dirty slut you are then GOD DAMNIT WOMAN ill watch it on a video lmao
2007-06-15 [risky]: and how come everytime you try to call your friend but dial wrong some chinese lady answers?
2007-06-15 [Rowan]: wow. what an interesting segway.
2007-06-15 [Fear of the Soul]: ummm......
2007-06-15 [Fear of the Soul]: yay little Nico!!!
2007-06-15 [risky]: lmao sry and ur cuz is cute he should be an edible lol
2007-06-15 [risky]: peter looks like his mom...
2007-06-15 [Sandman666]: 
2007-06-15 [Rowan]: ok they were all good until that last one. that one is just stupid.
2007-06-15 [Sandman666]: i could replace it... there's at least one other good one... and there are some of women talking about guys...
2007-06-16 [Master Of Duct Tape]: There was an eddie izzard quote that was "I like my women how I like my coffee, in a plastic cup" and then he was talking about being a beekeeper and he said "i like my women how I like my coffee, Covered In Bees!! not too funny but that's what it reminded me of.
2007-06-16 [Fear of the Soul]: OMFG!!!! where????!?!?
2007-06-16 [withWater]: I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD. so much. hes my favorite transvestite.
2007-06-17 [Master Of Duct Tape]: hahaa my favorite transvestite too! (you're the one who introduced me to him!!!!) I dont remember which CD it was on though......
2007-06-17 [Master Of Duct Tape]: OKAY!!!!!! If I were to have a pseudo-grad party @ Lazer Quest, how many of you would come??? becuase I'm not going to book a party room for 5 people... (fyi- it would most likely be during the week since I work on sat&sun and during the morning, so we wouldnt have to deal with a mob of 9-year-olds) let me know, I'll try to set a tentative date soon.
2007-06-17 [Master Of Duct Tape]: and secondly, would any of you actually pay a couple of dollars? becuase I called them and for two games of 26+ people, it's $240 (which I'm not sure I want to pay for myself)
2007-06-17 [Lyon Armonial the healer]: yeah, id go, and yeah, id pay a bit of it
2007-06-17 [Afroman - let the rain wash over me]: same
2007-06-17 [Master Of Duct Tape]: sweeeeeet. Even if it was just like 5 bucks, it would be cool. and at that rate by the way, if there are more than 26 people, it'd be renting out the whole maze/building(no anoying little kids!!!!)
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